Texas Woman Sues Tesla: “My Cybertruck Thought the Concrete Barrier Was Just a Really Firm Hug”

Justine Saint Amour from Texas: “My Cybertruck was using Full Self-Driving… it saw the overpass ramp and went full ‘YOLO, let’s yeet!’ straight into a concrete barrier. I tried to take over but had about 0.3 seconds before we became modern art.”

Dashcam footage: Cybertruck casually ignores cones like they’re speed bumps at a music festival → accelerates up the ramp → meets Mr. Concrete Wall at high velocity → lawsuit filed.

Her claims in beautiful legalese:

• Tesla oversold FSD (“It’s not really ‘full’ if it yeets you into infrastructure”)
• Cameras-only vision is apparently not as good as LiDAR when deciding between “merge” and “demolish”
• Result: neck, back, wrist injuries + one very expensive “whoops” moment

Meanwhile Tesla fans in the replies: “Bro it’s still supervised, you were supposed to be the adult in the room Read Original