HOW TO LOVE YOUR HUSBAND

1. Harden his penis, don't make his life hard

2. Praise him, don't praise other men

3. Cover his shame, don't cover up your mistakes

4. Hide in his arms, don't hide your sweet vagina from him

5.Buy him an expensive cologne, don't buy into the cheap rumors being spread about him

6. Lengthen the size of his penis as you arouse it erect from its relaxed size, don't lengthen his sorrows

7. Strengthen his character, don't strengthen his enemies by attacking him

8. Rub your butt on him, don't rub his failures to his face when he makes a mess

9. Let him marvel at the earings dangling from your pierced ears, don't pierce his heart

10. Shout out his goodness for the world to hear, don't shout at him

11. Push his penis deeper inside you when making love, don't push him away

12. Send him sweet messages, don't send gossip about him to your girlfriends 

13. Give birth to his baby, don't order him around like a baby

14. Feed him good food, don't feed him lies

15. Empty his burden, don't empty his wallet

16. Address his fears, don't undress for another man

17. Build him up, don't build a wall between you and him

18. Ask him how his day has been, don't ask for things you know he can't currently give

19. Record his achievements, don't keep a record of his wrongs

20. Set a loving mood at home, don't become draining and moody

21. Be his number one fan, not his harshest critic

22. Challenge him to grow, don't challenge his position as head of the home.