HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX...

Advice To Men Please beware of these killer commands...

HOW TO AVOID SUDDEN DEATH DURING SEX...

Do not, I REPEAT, do not obey them!

1. Harder! Harder!!

2. Jack it man!

3. Hit it deep!

4. Faster! Faster!!

5. Don't stop!

6. I'm your palliative, loot me!

7. Shift my womb!

8. It's your own, scatter it!

You see eh, women's work is ALWAYS Work-in-Progress.

You can't finish it. Somebody did it to the point you met it. Don't try to be a HERO bro.

In the event of your sudden death, someone else will continue the work. A word is enough for the wise.

Remember, the PESTLE damages faster than the MORTAR. I don talk my own oooo

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