"MY WIFE IS DRIVING ME NUTS, I NEED YOUR HELP" – LAGOS HUBBY CRIES OUT 

I will try to be brief and straight to the point.

My wife stays up late (11pm -12 am) every blessed day.... That's the problem.

We live in Lagos and have 2kids, 3yo and 8 months. My wife was working before but left the job when she gave birth. There is a job waiting for her when the baby is 1y6mnths, therefore she is a stay at home mom.

We live on the mainland but I work on the island so I live home as early as five. In our house we have all the amenities you can think of; 24 hrs light (NEPA plus inverter), running water, gas, 2 washing machines etc to make a home 95percent comfortable but my wife can't seem to cope and it started when we had one child.

She doesn't wash my clothes, my office shirts and suits are given to dry cleaner to arrange while my other laundry I do myself every weekend with the washing machine.

When I get home by 7pm or 8, that's when she now starts rushing to bath the kids and prepare dinner, so we eat by 9 or 10. Before the kids play play and play, by 11pm we are still awake. Sometimes I go to bed by midnight and have to wake up by 4am to go to work again. It's impacting on my health and my work. She will sleep by 12 am and wake up by 8 or 9am the following day. I have tried to beg and appeal to her. 

If I eat out and come home to just sleep, she go dey vex. If I just come home shower and sleep the kids who have passed their bedtime will be playing and when madam is ready to sleep they won't agree to sleep. She will beat them, guess who they will come crying to- daddy that just started sleeping and has to wake by 4am, I will now pet and pet till 2am before kids sleep.. I have advised her that kids have a bedtime(8pm). When I man up and off the tv by 9pm and tell everyone to go to bed, she says I am disrespecting her. She reports me to her mum.

Worse still our s3x life is horrible... We have sex like once in 2 month.. At 35 I am in my s3x prime and can Bleep everyday but she doesn't seem to care about me because she is always tired am I pity her so I don't demand s3x so much.

I fully understand stay at home is not easy and I help her when.

I tried to create a schedule for her.

Wake up by 6am

By 7 she suppose don clean finish

By 8 breakfast should be ready for her, kids

9-10am bath herself and the kids

10-12 do any other stuff in the house

12-3pm rest, watch movies, chill

3-5pm... Do whatever she likes

5pm boil water and bath the kids

6pm she don bathe and bath kids

7pm... Food don done... Everything dey freezer

8pm we eat

By 9 everyone goes to bed and we kn@ck 1hr

I throw the trash every day

Na me dey go market buy foodstuff

On weekends I clean the house

I wash all my clothes

I provide all the finance in the house

I satisfy her on the bed when we naka. She begs me that she's tired

I buy her gifts, drop 3k for her everyday

Why should we have a house help when she is a stat at home mum (for now)

So what's the problem..

Mothers, are my demands too much?

Mothers, please when do you close your kitchen and go to bed?

Are you still awake by 11pm every blessed day.

Am I crazy?

Please advice me.

I have begged her, pleaded, shouted, done everything. Sometimes I intentionally come home late (10-11pm) thinking that the kids have gone to bed but my first child will be watching cartoon.

Please advice me. I am going crazy, Lagos is stressful