This Vibrator Has 22 Functions—And They All Feel Like the Real Thing

I’ve never really been a rabbit vibrator girl. I’m all about clitoral stimulation, but the weird little plastic ears on the “rabbit” component have never done the job for me. (I need more than a whisper of a tickle during each thrust!) But despite my sordid history with rabbit sex toys, I was intrigued when I discovered the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom rabbit vibrator. Featuring an “external flower” rather than the traditional rabbit element, this vibrator promised to provide clitoral leg stimulation, which I knew I liked from partner play with my husband. Add in the fact that the tip of the shaft taps your G-spot and the entire length thrusts on its own, and you might understand why I promptly had an In Bloom delivered to my doorstep. And guess what? It did not disappoint. Here’s everything you need to know about the In Bloom rabbit vibrator.

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In Bloom Rabbit Vibrator

With 10 vibrations, seven thrusting speeds and functions, a warming feature, an external flower, and more, the In Bloom rabbit vibrator allows you to customize every session and create incredible pleasure every time.

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About the In Bloom rabbit vibrator

I like to think of the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom as the five-course meal of sex toys. Like plates that just keep coming out of the kitchen, the functionalities of this rabbit vibrator seem to never end. With a truly spine-tingling 22 speeds and rhythms across the device’s vibrating, thrusting, and thumping mechanisms, there are endless combinations to enjoy with the In Bloom toy.

In addition to an external flower that stimulates the clitoris and vulva, the vibrator is several inches long with a tip that taps the G-spot for multiple modes of pleasure. And, as if that isn’t satisfactory enough, the shaft also thrusts for an easier, more true-to-life experience.

The In Bloom is waterproof and fully submersible—big win for the bathtime girlies—and features a heating function, which is icing on the cake. The battery lasts for 45-60 minutes of run time, depending on the speed setting, and takes just two hours to recharge completely. And, like most sex toy companies, the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom will arrive at your doorstep in discreet packaging so your sex life isn’t advertised to the mail carrier and your neighbors.

My review of the In Bloom rabbit vibrator

Design

The pretty baby blue Playboy Pleasure In Bloom is five inches of insertable length wrapped in body-safe silicone and ABS (a hard, durable, non-porous plastic) that’s phthalate and latex-free. The shaft is slightly wider at the tip than at the base, with the thickest insertable diameter at just under an inch and a half in girth, and the upward curve of the length is perfect for G-spot stimulation—not to mention the aforementioned tapping bead that’s built into the tip itself.

“Like plates that just keep coming out of the kitchen, the functionalities of this rabbit vibrator seem to never end.”

At the base of the shaft, an external flower engulfs the vulva to provide clitoral leg stimulation while the stiff stamen at the center of the component delivers precise vibration to the clit itself—my personal favorite part, which is huge coming from someone who doesn’t typically enjoy rabbit vibrators. The base of the device is also several inches long, which provides a comfortable grip that’s safe from any dripping lubricant, making a mess on your hands—something I struggle with when using standard penetrative toys.

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The clitoris vibrating, G-spot thumping, and shaft thrusting functionalities are all controlled by separate buttons for the ultimate choose your own adventure moment. You can use all three at once or isolate your favorite functions—whatever feels best to you. I personally enjoy all three simultaneously, but usually work up to the full experience, most often starting with the rabbit vibration. Once I’m warmed up enough for a comfortable glide, I activate the thrusting mode, then the G-spot thumper.

Intensity

I like really strong vibration in my sex toys, especially for clitoral stimulation—it takes a lot for me to reach an orgasm, unfortunately. I’ve swiftly shoved many sex toys to the back of my nightstand drawer after experiencing their lackluster vibrating power, but the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom is not one of them. This baby blue beauty sits front and center in my top drawer for easy access, because the intensity of all three functions delivers.

The external flower has 10 vibration speeds and rhythms, with a standard low, medium, and high in addition to different buzzing patterns that are fun to pair with the thrusting rhythms—of which there are seven. And then, as if 17 functionalities weren’t generous enough, the G-spot tapping mechanism offers five settings, and the entire device has a warming feature to heat things up even more. With each of the functions running and the heating element activated, the In Bloom is definitely intense in the best way possible.

Functionality

In addition to offering multi-functionality by stimulating the clitoris, vulva, vaginal canal, and G-spot, the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom can be used for both masturbation and partner play. When I’m using it on my own and can feel myself getting close to climaxing, I usually just hold the device in place and let the thrusting function do the work for me, which delivers maximum clitoral stimulation with minimal effort on my part—which is basically the lazy girl’s dream orgasm.

“I’ve swiftly shoved many sex toys to the back of my nightstand drawer after experiencing their lackluster vibrating power, but the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom is not one of them.”

In addition to having very satisfying spicy solo time, I enjoy using the vibrator with my husband in several capacities. It’s great for foreplay. I always find penetrative sex more enjoyable after I’ve already orgasmed once, but it’s also become my go-to toy when we have sex and I don’t manage to climax before my husband does. He simply replaces himself with the In Bloom, and it’s almost like we never finished having sex in the first place.

Volume

I have yet to come across any vibrating sex toy that’s totally silent, but the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom rabbit vibrator is pretty inconspicuous, barring one thing: the thrusting function. The G-spot thumping mechanism is basically soundless, and the external flower vibration is fairly quiet as well, enough so that it passes the closed door test. It’s only when you activate the thrusting function that the sex toy becomes noticeably louder. If you can settle for just the clitoral vibration and G-spot stimulation (quite the sacrifice, I know), you can keep your solo fun time pretty discreet in any setting. If you want to enjoy the full functionality of the device, however, stick to using it when no one is home.

Price

At $120, the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom rabbit vibrator is a little pricy, but considering the depth of features built into the sex toy, the price is justifiable. With three functions that collectively offer a whopping 22 speeds and rhythms between them, plus a warming function and a silky waterproof silicone exterior, the rabbit vibrator is an investment that’ll keep the dividends coming—and coming, and coming, if you catch my drift.

The device also comes with a generous five-year warranty and charges via USB cable. To me, this soothes the sticker shock of the price tag even more. Since you’re covered for five years if anything goes wrong with the vibrator, you’re guaranteed that the In Bloom will last in your sex toy collection for half a decade at the very least. That’s just $24 per year when all is said and done—girl math, baby.

Should you try the In Bloom rabbit vibrator?

Whether you love several forms of stimulation during masturbation or you like to be as hands-free as possible to watch porn while you get off, the Playboy Pleasure In Bloom rabbit vibrator is very, very worth the investment. If you’re a lazy girl at heart, all you really need to do is hold it in place while it does all the work for you—and with three functions that all have various speeds and rhythms for just $120, it sure does go to work.

ABOUT THE AUTHOR

Alyssa Davis, Contributing Writer

Alyssa Davis is a freelance writer specializing in home, lifestyle, beauty, and entertainment content. She studied English at Indiana University and has since produced articles for publications including SheKnows, Architectural Digest, and Well+Good, to name a few.

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