Tesla Warranty: Now 10 Years – Battery Basically Immortal

Tesla quietly drops a warranty bombshell:

Battery & drive unit: Was 8 years/120k miles. Now? 10 years/150k miles.

Translation: “We’re so confident this thing won’t die that we just added two extra years and 30,000 miles of ‘nah, you’re good.’”

Other car companies reading the announcement: “8 years was already insane… now 10?! We’re still writing ‘see dealer’ in crayon on ours.”

Tesla owners with 2018 models: Suddenly aging like fine wine instead of milk.

Elon somewhere: “Your battery will outlast your marriage, your diet, and probably civilization. You’re welcome.”

Meanwhile, gas car owners: “My warranty ended when the new-car smell did… in 2019.”

Peace of mind level: God tier. Resale value: Just went brrrrrrr.

Who’s holding onto their Tesla forever now? Eternal battery gang rise up!

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