Elon Musk: “Cybercab Production Starts April 2026… Said It Three Times Now, So It Must Be True”

Elon Musk just triple-confirmed the Cybercab timeline like he’s trying to convince himself:

“Initial production April 2026. No pedals. No steering wheel. Fully autonomous robotaxi. I’ve said it three times in six months so it’s basically law now.”

This is the man who once promised full autonomy “next year” for six straight years… and now he’s repeating the same date like it’s a magical incantation that will summon the factory elves.

At this point the Cybercab is less a car and more a vibe. A pedal-free, wheel-free, hope-fueled vibe rolling toward April 2026 on sheer willpower and recycled 2016 tweets.

Meanwhile Tesla shareholders: “Every time he says April 2026 I age 7 years… but I still believe.”

Imagine the launch event: Elon walks out, points to an empty stage: “Here is the Cybercab.” Crowd: “Where?” Elon: “It’s in April 2026. Trust the process.”

Who’s buying stock just for the comedy value of watching the April 2026 deadline approach in real time? My popcorn is already buttered.

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